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What kind of headache does CSS give you?

6 votes
The kind that makes my skull literally split in half! It's messy.
The moderate sort.
Headache? My body exploded once. I'll never try that again.
Shit! I just spilled my ice-cream. I'll be right back.
I had a headache once, and I'm just boring enough to tell you about it.
What... is... a... "head"?
None, man. I got that shiznit down. Piece of cake.
Oh, you know. Dull throbs late into the night. But I manage.
Hah! No wonder you're asking, your journal SUCKS.
I've got something entirely different to say... see my comment below.
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Weirdest thought of me...

12 votes
That guy's really whacked out. What a freak.
I keep imagining you in a jelly-jar, searching for bread.
Damnit! I spilled my Ice cream.... be right back.
Yknow, you're only half as hot as they say you are.
I once fantasized you were a golf ball... and my name was Fore... and someone kept hitting you while saying my name!
If you must know, I barely think of you.
Hah!! Nice egotistical poll there, A-hole.
I once thought you were a girl... sometimes I still think that.
That your shoe size is probably MUCH higher than your IQ.
Way off. See my answer below.
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Your Favorite Time Machine:

8 votes
The Quantum Leap Accelerator (Quantum Leap)
The Back-Step Sphere (Seven Days)
The DeLorean (Back to the Future)
The Way-Back Machine (Peabody's Improbable History)
H. G. Wells' Time Machine
The Omni (Voyagers)
T.A.R.D.I.S. (Dr. Who)
The Time Tunnel (Time Tunnel)
The Phone Booth (Bill & Ted)
Other (See My Favorite Below!)
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Sometimes I stop by for a look with hope. But you're never fucking here. Where'd you go? I know you won't see this but I sure do miss talking to ya. And yet, you'd have no idea of who I am. Please come back.
You must be somewhere on the net .. perhaps we 'meet' again ...
Just stopping by to say hi, even though I know it's been forever since you last checked in! Hope you're well. I miss you.
You're away for some time I see, like I did/am ...
Have a good life my friend .. :cling:
:iconballoonsplz: :cake: :party: Happy Birthday :party: :cake: :iconballoonsplz2:
:iconblankspace-plz::iconblankspace-plz::iconblankspace-plz::iconweekenddanceplz:

:iconcarameldansenplz: :icondweebdanceplz: I wish you the best today :icondweebdanceplz: :iconcarameldansenplz:
:iconblankspace-plz:

Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings,
As your birthday nears.

Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who’ve enriched your life
Just by being there.

Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.

Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
"Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day!"
So technically it is still 30 minutes or so till the 13th, but...

Happy Birthday! :boogie: